Keanu Saddles Up for Cowboy Bebop - E! Online
Guy on the right speaks with an emotional and vocal range of a potato.
Guy on the left speaks with an emotional and vocal range of a Generation X slacker.
Guy on the right is not lanky, agile, or quick with the wise ass remarks or quick to yell.
Guy on the left is very lanky, agile and quick with the wise ass remarks and quick to yell.
I’m not seeing the resemblance.
What are they going to do, look at the silicone bobbed Faye Valentine (not the porn startlet) and think, “hmmm… we should get Winona Ryder for the part”? Will they find some new ingĂ©nue to play Ed the girl with the ridiculous male name, red-orange hair, and mannerisms of a any given Robin Williams routine in the package of a small girl with an almost alien appearance? Maybe let’s say someone really chubby and cute instead of thin and semi-hyperkinetic? What about Jet Black? White guy, tall, bald, gruff… Yeah, you know Hollywood, hire against type and choose Eddie Griffin?
Truly there is no goodness and we are in hell.
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