Thomas, who lives in West Virginia, is being called a medical miracle after she suffered two heart attacks and had no brain waves for more than 17 hours; reports NewsNet5.com.
Cue "brain waves actually exist in West Virginia?!" jokes.
Seriously though, "death set in"? Rigor mortis? And then she gets up and they can find zilch wrong with her?
Did they check her for two hearts? Temporal energies?
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