Killer line:
She encouraged Milfs to work with Urban Outfitters to resolve the issue.
I second that. Especially if I am shopping because milfs are always good eye candy at the mall.
HeraldNet: Mom appalled at racy books in store for teens at Alderwood mall
Examples?
She was surprised to find sexually charged books that she believes have no place in a clothing store for teens and young adults.
On one end of the spectrum was "Porn for Women," a photo book showing men doing housework. On the other was "Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults," a guide for making anatomically correct artwork.
"When I saw it, I was shocked," Milfs said.The books are displayed on tables in the Alderwood mall store with other socially and politically irreverent books, such as Stephen Colbert's "I Am America (And So Can You)."
How brainless can you get that with a name like Milfs, you actually draw attention to your name in public? So when someone asks for them at a restaurant, "looking for the Milfs", does she say, "I'm a Milfs?"
(Go look up the phrase MILF on Google with safe search off and you'll get this whole thing.)
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